Mean met peak srey pi nak jis leur yon hos del kom pong ter hos nov leur arkass. Manak jon jeart sor(white girl) heury manak tert kmao(Black girl). Pel pouk ke tang pi nov leur yon hos, srab te mean pchos yang klang, tver oy nak dom ner tang luy mean ka pit pey ron tort yang klang pros tha yon hos nos arch tleak jos doy sar te trov kjol pchous songarea tver oy yon hos nos hos her tov tert min rouch. Yon hos nos jab pderm onger jea klang tver oy nak dom ner tang porng mean ka pit pey ster oss vinhean. Manak manak nov sgnerm mouy kon leng heuy yok dai kan kao eiy yon nos yang jarb pros klach robout janh pi kao eiy. Nak bom rer yon hos kor jab pderm niyeay tam macro tha, "Som oy nak dom ner tang oss, nov sngerm mouy kon leung. Yon hos kom pong trov bro jor mok neng reoung arson. Som reaksa nov neng kao eiy robos leuk nak heuy som peak kses krovat." Nak bom rer yon hos niyeay job, srab te srey sor del jea mit peak robos srey kmao nos jab pderm ngerb chor der jenh pi kao eiy, rouch neang tov berk yok valy ro bos neang heuy yok kser kor, jon jern, kser dai, neng meas pech tang oss ro bos neang mean tang bon marn yok mok peak. Kan nak nos, srey kmao del jea pik peak robos neang kenh jeng, neang mean ka pnhek pa arl yang klang pel keng srey sor nos tver ong jeng. Srey kmao kor sour tov srey sor nos tha, "Nak eng chhkourt te rir? Ke tang oss knea kom pong te pey klach yon hos tleak jos er nak eng vinh mean jet yok meas pich mok pek tver doch jea ort mean roeung eiy kert leung jeng? Nak eng lob ter rir yang mech?......Mit peak del jea srey sor kor chhlaiy vinh mok plem tha, "Nak eng min deng te rir, yon hos jit pleak heuy, pro sen ber yon hos vea tleak men, er pouk ke rok yeoung min kenh, meas pich, kreoung a-lang ka orbos kyom tang oss nis neng arch tver oy jang pleur plet del arch tver oy ke ngery sruy neng arch rok pouk yeang kenh plem plem."......Sdab srey sor nos niyeay job plem, srab te Srey kmao vinh jab pderm dos arv dos kor neang oss roling pi kloun srart ronol. Kenh neang srey kmao tver enh jeng, srey sor kor mean ka ngern jngol yang klang. Srey sor kor sour tov srey kmao plem plem vinh tha, "Jos nak neng tver eiy del neng? Ke kom pong mean arson, nak eng dos kor dos arv jeng? Nak eng lob te rir?"......Srey Kmao kor chhleuy vinh plem tha, "Jos ber yon hos tleak mean, te pouk ke min tov rok Black Box mon ke te rir?".......................
Here's the two best friends, White girl and Black joke in English as you requested. Hope you enjoy it.
There were two best friends
on the airplane. One is black and another
is white. While they both were still up in the air, the plane started
turbulent and everyone in it was shocked and panic that the
plane may soon be brought down by a severe lightning and thunder
storm. A flight
attendant started making an announcement for everyone to remain on seat with
seat belt fastened.
While everyone started doing that, all a sudden this white girl got up,
went to her purse and took all her jewelery out, earrings, diamond
necklace,
rings and so forth to put on. The black girlfriend saw that,
she was so curious and asked the white girl,"What the hell are you
doing?
Everyone is panic and shocked to death and you have the gut to show off
wearing
jewelery at a situation like this?" She made the exclamation to her
friend. Then the white girl answered immediately without hesitation.
"Well, I know exactly what
you're talking about but didn't you see the plane is about to crash by
the storm?
The reason I had the jewelery on is that in case the plane crashed and
we all
went down missing with the plane and alive, my jewelery will glow
shinning every where and
it'll be much easier for rescue and search. As the black girl
finished
listening, she was so shocked when heard the plane may soon go down and
crash. She suddenly took off all her clothes, included her bra and
underwear. The white girl saw that, she was very astonish, then she asked, "What a hell
on earth are you doing, girl, taking off your clothes and naked like this?" The black girl
replied, "Don't they go for the Black Box first?" . . . .
Here's the two best friends, White girl and Black joke in English as you requested. Hope you enjoy it.
There were two best friends
on the airplane. One is black and another
is white. While they both were still up in the air, the plane started
turbulent and everyone in it was shocked and panic that the
plane may soon be brought down by a severe lightning and thunder
storm. A flight
attendant started making an announcement for everyone to remain on seat with
seat belt fastened.
While everyone started doing that, all a sudden this white girl got up,
went to her purse and took all her jewelery out, earrings, diamond
necklace,
rings and so forth to put on. The black girlfriend saw that,
she was so curious and asked the white girl,"What the hell are you
doing?
Everyone is panic and shocked to death and you have the gut to show off
wearing
jewelery at a situation like this?" She made the exclamation to her
friend. Then the white girl answered immediately without hesitation.
"Well, I know exactly what
you're talking about but didn't you see the plane is about to crash by
the storm?
The reason I had the jewelery on is that in case the plane crashed and
we all
went down missing with the plane and alive, my jewelery will glow
shinning every where and
it'll be much easier for rescue and search. As the black girl
finished
listening, she was so shocked when heard the plane may soon go down and
crash. She suddenly took off all her clothes, included her bra and
underwear. The white girl saw that, she was very astonish, then she asked, "What a hell
on earth are you doing, girl, taking off your clothes and naked like this?" The black girl
replied, "Don't they go for the Black Box first?" . . . .
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